The Nostalgic Nerds Podcast

S3E09 - Scope Creep

The Nostalgic Nerds Podcast

Show Notes

In 1608 a Dutch spectacle maker put two lenses in a tube to spot enemy ships, and the government wouldn’t even give him a patent. Four hundred years later the same idea is a ten-billion-dollar gold mirror a million miles from home, catching light older than the Earth. Renee and Marc follow the glass from Galileo to Webb: telescopes held up with string, a mirror polished perfectly to the wrong shape, and Renee’s forty-year grudge against a smudge. We'd love to hear from you. Click here to gi...

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