Don’t Touch Anything

Episode 6. Baby Hitler

Don’t Touch Anything

Show Notes

Breaking with precedent, the ships crew attempt to change the course of World War Two.

Guest staring Professional fighter - William Goldie-Galloway - as 'Goldie' the killer robot.

Jack Brocklehurst - as Sergeant Fritz

Sean and Caylee Ward - as baby Hitler

Audio and Production - Alfie Wardle (LT Taylor)

Written by - Christian Taylor-Hughes (Cap Wardle)

All original music by Alvin Marriott.

All licensed music by Epidemic Sound. https://www.epidemicsound.com With thanks to, for Goldie theme music;cyberpunk_metal.flac by Bertsz -- https://freesound.org/s/672783/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

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