Golf Is Ruining My Life

He Drove His Trolley Into a Lake… With His Car Keys In It

Golf Is Ruining My Life

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Alright Par Pals 👋

The tour's done, life has lost all meaning, so naturally we're back to talk absolute nonsense with you.

This week. TP has beef with a marshal (on the 17th, obviously, because when else), we get deep into the great two-ball-letting-a-two-ball-through debate, and there's a lads-trip incident involving our mate Luke, a runaway push trolley, a large body of water!

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