Show Notes
Hi! Michelle here. I've been cranking out daily episodes over on Patreon.com/michcoll, and realized I have not tended to you, my beloveds, in a minute. So hi!! Today's episode with Bryan Safi was so funny that I thought you know, this might be a good time to remind everyone that I'm still alive and doing my thing. So enjoy this episode, and if you like, go subscribe to the show which is as good as ever. There's a free trial, but even signing up for the Patreon without subscribing will give you access to free episodes there. You can listen to the show on all podcasting platforms including Apple, Spotify and Google!! And no, I'm not usually this nasal just a little congested. Enjoy!
Today's episode was so thrilling, full of so many twists and turns, including international incidences, psychic celebrity connections and prairie hats causing eclipses in Central Park, that we had no choice but to release it for free to all to let you in on a little secret: We do this almost every weekday. The all-time-funniest Bryan Safi joins - whose show "Are You Mad At Me?" will be previewing in NYC before crushing at the Edinburgh Fringe Fest Tickets Here - and we get right into it. European vacations with parents, H*tler's 36 Hours In Vienna, some Broadway Gossip which leads to one of Michelle's strangest psychic experiences yet, and what DOES Glenn Dunks think of a certain film? PLUS: We missed Rosie O'Donnell the actress, but she is back in this week's And Just Like That premiere, which has us scratching our heads under our 75-foot-wide gingham brims. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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