Simon Mayo's Confessions

You can ring my bell & other tales

Simon Mayo's Confessions

Show Notes

Step into the confessional as Simon Mayo guides you through another hilarious episode of confessions!

This week, join the uproarious antics of Naughty Nobby as he recounts his epic school pranks that spiraled out of control. From mischievous cake-swapping in domestic science class to wreaking havoc on his brother Min Min's Lego city, the laughter never stops.

Plus, hear about the unforeseen consequences of potty training in public that left a lasting impact on one parent. Get ready for cringeworthy moments and crafty schemes that are as relatable as they are entertaining!

Don't forget to share your own confessions at [email protected]!

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