Front Page Fitness

Ep 52 - Ultraprocessed Food Alarmism

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Show Notes

In episode 52 of Front Page Fitness, Drs Eric and Lauren discuss more pet submissions from the FPF army, more made-up terms, toilet technology innovations, ultraprocessed food alarmism, AI chatbots for health information, and much more.

Front Page Fitness is proudly presented by the MASS Research Review. Mostly because Eric and Lauren are co-owners.

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Chapters 00:00 Intro and more pets from the FPF Army 07:51 Friction-maxxing 15:29 Nonna-maxxing 19:33 Toilet tech updates 27:09 Inn-n-Out University 32:13 Crawfish ice cream 39:15 Ultraprocessed foods 53:01 Pushups for every age category 1:02:23 AI chatbots versus chemotherapy

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