When Church Became Jackass

Satan has apparently found his way into local government. And somehow, that's not even the weirdest thing happening this week. Dave Landau and Austin Anderson are back for another episode of the agenda, diving headfirst into the absolute circus of modern civilization.

Madonna has ass lasers. Sex robots are getting skin. Paris Fashion Week looks like the final boss battle of Western civilization. And somehow Marlon Brando eating Burger King in his backyard feels like the healthiest thing we discuss.

This week, Dave and Austin discover what happens when a man puts a queen bee where absolutely no queen bee belongs — and somehow turn it into the origin story for the worst superhero ever created. Also in this episode: Donald Trump Jr.’s trip to India, a slaughterhouse employee with the most terrifying answer imaginable, a man building an increasingly disturbing backyard training facility, firefighters straight out of a silent movie, childhood sleepover pranks, a catastrophic Jasmine makeup tutorial, the worst police escape attempt ever caught on camera, and the argument for making a hyena the official mascot of the show.

This week, men pay for toe toast, a literal Foot God, men hanging blocks of cheese from places cheese should never be attached, masculinity camps, catastrophic internet stunts, the glory days of McDonald’s supersizing, distracted drivers filming their own crashes, and Austin’s deeply unfortunate encounter with a gym hot tub that eventually had to be filled with concrete.

Dave and Austin are back, and somehow society got even weirder while we were gone.