Show Notes
EA has closed BioWare, and the meltdowns are wild to see. BlueSky, in particular, has been very salty about it. They're blaming the Saudis, the chuds, Donald Trump and even GamerGate (what year is it) but they refuse to blame the LOW SALES of games NOBODY wanted. This was inevitable.
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