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A man claims he's addicted to humping the air, scientists say your relationship fits into one of four categories, and apparently there's a much more entertaining way to clear a stuffy nose. Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, where even medical research needs an HR warning. Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, and Rafe Williams are back with another funny podcast packed with bizarre addictions, relationship disasters, questionable science, and conversations that absolutely should not happen before most people have finished their coffee. First up, the crew discovers Dexter Mims Jr., a 48-year-old man featured in a viral clip who claims he's addicted to humping the air. Not people. Not furniture. The actual air. Apparently, Mother Nature is all the companionship he needs. The video appears to come from TLC's My Strange Addiction, but Rizz and Moon aren't buying it. Is this a legitimate reality television segment or an elaborate comedy sketch? Rafe insists it's real, the others point out suspiciously dramatic acting, and everybody agrees that watching a grown man get excited about cold air from a freezer is an experience you can't unsee. Then it's time for Sexy Time Fun Facts, where relationship researchers have supposedly narrowed the entire dating world down to four types of couples: on-again/off-again, drama-filled, social butterflies, and couples completely focused on each other. Naturally, the gang starts examining their own relationships. Rizz admits that he and his wife have turned sarcastic bickering into something resembling a competitive sport, while Lern and Moon share stories about couples whose public arguments made everyone else at the dinner table seriously consider an emergency exit. Ever been trapped in a car with a couple that breaks up and gets back together every fifteen minutes? Or watched two married people casually roast each other's entire romantic history over appetizers? Congratulations. You've experienced the kind of relationship chaos that keeps this funny podcast employed. And just when you think things can't get more uncomfortable, Rizz introduces a scientific study suggesting that reaching climax may temporarily relieve nasal congestion. That's right. Forget the tissues. According to the research discussed on the show, sexual activity may provide stuffy-nose relief comparable to a decongestant spray immediately afterward, although the benefit is temporary. Of course, Moon wants clarification on whether different methods produce different results. Lern starts questioning her own past experiences with congestion, and Rafe volunteers to conduct further research. He even starts planning a lab coat, a whiteboard, and a potential appearance on Shark Tank. Somewhere, an actual medical researcher is reconsidering every career decision they've ever made. It's weird television, dating disasters, embarrassing relationship stories, sarcastic humor, and scientific discoveries nobody should trust this crew to investigate. Another funny podcast from The Rizzuto Show proves that love is complicated, reality TV is questionable, and sometimes the strangest conversations are the ones that leave you breathing a little easier. Listen now. Just maybe don't play this episode during your next couples therapy appointment. Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show. Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow. Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Rizzuto Show is back with another funny podcast featuring Rizz, Moon Valjean, King Scott, Lern, and Rafe Williams, where football predictions have consequences, airport etiquette is apparently extinct, and the robot apocalypse might already be loading. First up, the NFL Pick'em Punishment Wheel is back to ruin somebody's week. After Moon's sandwich-board adventure on Olive Boulevard, King Scott is dangerously close to his first punishment of the season. The possible consequences? A truck-stop makeover, karaoke, or the horrifying prospect of No Shoes Week, which means walking barefoot around the radio station. Yes, including the bathrooms. Apparently, the punishment wheel is also a public health experiment. Meanwhile, Rizz returns from a whirlwind 24-hour trip to Los Angeles for his buddy Woody's surprise 50th birthday party. The celebration was great. The airports? An absolute disaster. Packed flights, passengers standing up the second the plane lands, people fighting to make connecting flights, and a $28 airport salad that should've come with a payment plan. Rizz has officially entered his aisle-seat era, and the rest of humanity is making him regret it. Back in St. Louis, the gang says goodbye to a familiar landmark as Chevy's Fresh Mex in Olivette closes after decades on Olive Boulevard. Cue the nostalgia for tableside guacamole, old-school Tex-Mex, and all those restaurants everyone claims to love but hasn't visited in ten years. Nothing says local heartbreak like realizing you personally haven't supported the place since the Obama administration. Then things get futuristic. A growing AI anxiety-rewatch trend has people revisiting The Terminator, The Matrix, and Blade Runner while wondering whether Hollywood has been warning us about our robot overlords this entire time. Are we headed for Skynet, human battery pods, or Idiocracy? The crew debates our dystopian future, and somehow Southwest Airlines passengers are already dressed for it. Plus, Lern delivers another round of Crap on Celebrities, including updates involving Ric Flair, rumored celebrity romance, Michael Douglas discussing movie love scenes, a disruption on the set of the Miami Vice reboot, and a showdown over the greatest one-word horror movie titles. There's even time for the gang to discover that Walton Goggins has his own line of goggles, because apparently the universe still has jokes left. It's NFL football chaos, hilarious travel complaints, St. Louis nostalgia, celebrity gossip, movie debates, and enough sarcastic humor to make you wonder why any of these people are allowed near a microphone. Welcome to another funny podcast from The Rizzuto Show, where losing a football game could mean losing your shoes, and winning an argument on an airplane is apparently impossible. And remember: if you're going barefoot in the office bathroom, you've already lost more than the NFL Pick'em Challenge. That's your daily dose of funny podcast chaos. You're welcome. Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show. Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow. Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.

A high school football miracle, a spiritual awakening in the woods, and a desperate search for a leather codpiece. Just another perfectly normal Monday on The Rizzuto Show. Moon Valjean is celebrating a moment nobody saw coming: his daughter's high school football team actually WON A GAME! After years of watching the cheer squad perform for increasingly empty stands, Senior Night delivers a genuine underdog victory. There are touchdowns, an emotional celebration, and a near field-storming situation. Moon is officially the proudest cheer dad in St. Louis, and we're honestly a little worried about how he's handling success. Meanwhile, Lern returns from her women's wellness retreat in Innsbrook, where the weekend included yoga, breathwork, sound bowls, journaling, plenty of crying, and an unexpected shirtless spectator watching from across the lake. She calls it a transformative experience. The guys have questions. So many questions. This funny podcast somehow manages to turn a peaceful spiritual getaway into a full-blown comedy investigation. Then there's Rafe Williams, who has a very specific Halloween costume problem: he needs a leather codpiece, and apparently nobody in St. Louis has one. His search takes him to Patricia's, where an innocent costume-shopping mission becomes an unforgettable tour of the adult boutique. Between the awkward customer-service encounter, the mysterious boxed-up doll named Amber, and the increasingly desperate codpiece hunt, Rafe may have accidentally created the most uncomfortable shopping story of the year. And because this daily comedy show never knows when to quit, Rizz and the gang get into a heated debate about trunk-or-treat versus old-school trick-or-treating. Is Halloween losing its magic, or are the guys just becoming the grumpy neighborhood dads they swore they'd never be? Spoiler: there's a strong case for both. Throw in Rizz's thoughts on learning to say no, some questionable Halloween costume decisions, and enough St. Louis humor to make the whole morning feel like a group therapy session nobody signed up for. It's another funny podcast packed with ridiculous family stories, embarrassing adventures, sarcastic humor, and the everyday chaos that makes The Rizzuto Show your favorite questionable source of morning entertainment. Because where else can you celebrate a football victory, discover inner peace, and discuss a nationwide codpiece shortage in the same episode? Only on this funny podcast. You're welcome, America. Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show. Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow. Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nick Swardson stops by The Rizzuto Show, Moon demands his foreskin back on a busy St. Louis road, and a 49ers fan takes football loyalty to an entirely new level. Somehow, this is all considered a normal morning around here. Comedian and Reno 911! favorite Nick Swardson joins Rizz and the gang to celebrate 20 years of Grandma's Boy, play a ridiculous round of Fake or Reno, and share stories about Hollywood legends, including Ric Flair, Kiefer Sutherland, and his late friend Norm Macdonald. One minute we're laughing about bizarre Reno crime headlines involving pizza-box Batman and questionable animal encounters. The next, Nick is sharing genuinely touching memories of Norm and Louie Anderson. Actual emotions on this funny podcast? Somebody check the equipment. Meanwhile, Moon gets sentenced to an hour on Olive Boulevard wearing a sandwich board with two equally terrible messages: "Soccer is not a real sport" and "I want my foreskin back!" It's the kind of public humiliation that makes you wonder how this show has survived this long. Add in Nick's absolute refusal to ride the Gateway Arch tram, and St. Louis tourism might want to stop taking our calls. The chaos doesn't stop there. The crew dives into football fandom, the basement chronicles of a San Francisco 49ers fan, and the questionable things people will do in the name of their favorite teams. Rizz also tries to avoid a weighted-vest hiking invitation, while local news takes a turn with car break-ins on The Hill, security drones that apparently missed the assignment, and debate over a proposed St. Louis police reality show. There's plenty of celebrity and music gossip, too, including Fleetwood Mac documentary talk, Stevie Wonder's reported property dispute, and the latest rock news. Plus, St. Louis Blues announcer Chris Kerber joins Nick for hockey nostalgia, celebrity sports stories, and an unexpectedly enthusiastic discussion about broomball. It's a funny podcast loaded with celebrity interviews, weird news, sports arguments, embarrassing punishments, and the kind of sarcastic humor that makes you grateful you're listening instead of participating. From Reno 911! to ridiculous roadside signs and football-fueled madness, this funny podcast proves that The Rizzuto Show doesn't need a script to make a complete mess of the morning. Follow The Rizzuto Show → linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show. Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → 1057thepoint.com/RizzShow. Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO. Nearly 40 cars broken into in south St. Louis County Gioia's Deli to open 6th restaurant in St. Louis region, with its 7th coming soon Portland nail salon hit with second lawsuit over herpes claims Topgolf to pay woman millions after she was hit by flying golf club Woman sues Six Flags for failing to refund her meal plans China dark tourism on the rise as adventurers brave simulated disasters at experience centres See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Nick Swardson joins The Rizzuto Show for fake Reno crimes, real Hollywood stories, a surprisingly emotional tribute to Norm Macdonald, and a hockey conversation that somehow turns into a lesson on broomball. Comedian and actor Nick Swardson is back in the studio, celebrating the 20th anniversary of Grandma's Boy at GalaxyCon St. Louis. And since he's responsible for one of the greatest characters on Reno 911!, naturally the crew decides to test whether Nick can tell the difference between an actual Reno news story and something Rizz made up before his coffee kicked in. Welcome to The Rizzuto Show, the funny podcast where a celebrity interview can turn into a crime quiz, a wrestling story, or an argument about whether anyone should voluntarily ride to the top of the Gateway Arch. The morning kicks off with a shout-out from comedian George Wallace, which gets Nick talking about comedy legends and the kind of larger-than-life personalities you don't see much anymore. That includes Ric Flair, whose expensive wrestling robe once ended up in the hands of the Rizz Show crew during a commercial shoot. They were specifically told not to wear it. Guess what happened next. Nick also talks about Kiefer Sutherland, the crew's upcoming Lost Boys Halloween costumes, and his decision to stop drinking more than two years ago. But the conversation takes a heartfelt turn when Rizz brings up the Norm Macdonald documentary. Nick shares personal memories of Norm, including the shock of learning about his death, what made his comedy so special, and how audiences reacted when Norm appeared as a surprise guest during Adam Sandler's comedy tours. He also reflects on losing his close friend Louie Anderson. It's a rare, genuinely moving moment in a show that normally can't go five minutes without someone making a terrible decision. Then comes Fake or Reno, a game built specifically for Nick's Reno 911! credentials. Rafe reads headlines about bizarre police calls, wild animals, questionable fashion choices, and criminals whose plans apparently involved absolutely no planning. Nick has to decide whether each story really happened in Reno or came from Rizz's imagination. There are alleged condiment-delivering pigeons, a pizza-box Batman, an alpaca staring contest, a raccoon with bagpipes, and an argument involving the last frozen pizza roll. Some of those headlines are fake. Some are presented as real. All of them sound like they belong in an episode of Reno 911!. And because this is a funny podcast, Nick's impressive crime-detection skills somehow lead to a discussion about his fear of elevators. The crew immediately starts explaining the tiny tram pods inside the Gateway Arch, how few people fit inside them, and what happens if one gets stuck. Very comforting information for a guy who just told everyone elevators are his number-one fear. Then St. Louis Blues play-by-play announcer Chris Kerber joins the show to talk hockey with Nick, a lifelong Minnesota North Stars fan who still feels the pain of losing his childhood team. The conversation covers the Blues, Minnesota Wild, Hollywood hockey fans, and the strange experience of watching beloved sports franchises move to other cities. Nick even recalls an Adam Sandler holiday party where he found Paris Hilton playing hockey with Tom Cruise. That's apparently just a normal sentence in Hollywood. The hockey talk eventually turns into a full-blown appreciation of broomball, the gloriously chaotic sport that combines hockey, slippery shoes, modified broomsticks, and people who apparently enjoy falling on ice. Nick, Chris, and Moon trade stories about playing it, including Moon's old Kirkwood league. Speaking of Moon, he's still outside on Olive Boulevard wearing a sandwich board that says "I want my foreskin back" on one side and "Soccer is not a real sport" on the other. When he finally returns, he reports plenty of honking, some questionable drivers, and a visit from police officers who apparently decided his