Show Notes
Woody officially revoked Kate Beckinsale’s Hall Pass privileges…so he’s looking for a hall pass - We get into hunting versus fishing, and somehow discover a product called the Wunder Boner. Then the after-hours voicemails bring nose-ring queefs, Fat Sammi complaints, and our Boss Paul getting put on the spot to see if he even knew all of our names. Sebas celebrates 7-Eleven Bring Your Own Cup Day by attempting to fill Sammi’s menstrual cup with a Slurpee…because apparently there are no rules anymore. Plus, Greg’s mortgage and Amazon rage, and a friend of Woodys with the freakish ability to name the number-one song from basically any date. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The gang confesses the hated things they secretly love, from Cybertrucks to secondhand smoke to Hallmark Christmas movies. A Canadian tourist is convicted in the great Las Vegas flamingo heist, former child star Erik von Detten faces a $2.1 million gold-coin lawsuit, and Airbnb finally bans the checkout chore list — plus looters in France learn the stolen iPhones brick themselves. Jeff G takes on Woody in NFL Biggest Loser and This Week in Audio brings a boxer who throws up in his cup and keeps drinking, and a hot mic at an Oilers game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The gang confesses the hated things they secretly love, from Cybertrucks to secondhand smoke to Hallmark Christmas movies. A Canadian tourist is convicted in the great Las Vegas flamingo heist, former child star Erik von Detten faces a $2.1 million gold-coin lawsuit, and Airbnb finally bans the checkout chore list — plus looters in France learn the stolen iPhones brick themselves. Jeff G takes on Woody in NFL Biggest Loser and This Week in Audio brings a boxer who throws up in his cup and keeps drinking, and a hot mic at an Oilers game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A tourist tried to remove a spider from his vacation villa and burned the house down. The DUI-Q returns — listener Mike beats a drunk May, and Woody admits the questions make him feel stupid too. Plus Finish the Google Search: the top five for "Is it illegal to…", a woman who faked her own death to dodge charges over fake GoFundMes, and influencers getting too close to sharks. Also: Woody's floor-time health trend, a work potluck that hospitalized 19 people in Tennessee, the worst old-people Halloween candies, Gina's constipation tips from the after-hours voicemails, and a New Hampshire man who got two DUIs in one night. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A tourist tried to remove a spider from his vacation villa and burned the house down. The DUI-Q returns — listener Mike beats a drunk May, and Woody admits the questions make him feel stupid too. Plus Finish the Google Search: the top five for "Is it illegal to…", a woman who faked her own death to dodge charges over fake GoFundMes, and influencers getting too close to sharks. Also: Woody's floor-time health trend, a work potluck that hospitalized 19 people in Tennessee, the worst old-people Halloween candies, Gina's constipation tips from the after-hours voicemails, and a New Hampshire man who got two DUIs in one night. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Would YOU sit through a two-hour employee training video? The show had to — and it answers the important questions, like when it's OK to touch someone at work, how close is too close, and whether office massages are ever acceptable. Plus, ChatGPT ranked all 50 states and did not hold back: the smartest, friendliest, smelliest, ugliest and sluttiest states — and the most boring state in America (sorry, Kansas). Also today: Gina's hashbrown casserole faces the Wheel of Casserole Taste Test, a delivery driver comes upstairs to spin the wheel and wins a $50 Amazon gift card, a woman finds a cow tooth in her taco, a gas war drops prices below a dollar a gallon, and Greg's Lost and Found Journal features a broken bed, Stonehenge, and compliments that never got returned. Plus the headlines: Apu returns to The Simpsons with a new voice, the "Office Space" actor has died at 78, how a calf injury could have led to blood clots in Jalen Hurts' lungs, and the World Series is set — Rays vs. Brewers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.