117: Warriors of the Deep

"There should've been another way." Yup. But when you only have a couple of days, £37.50 and a two-man human centipede, you will inevitably end up with 1984's Warriors of the Deep.

But the Doctor still manages to trade his cricket beiges for a daring new beige outfit and some temporal footwear, though Turlough misses out on an early airing of his budgie smugglers. Tegan's troubles are more practical than sartorial, however, when she feels the gossamer weight of a sea base door on her lovely legs. They also encounter the future's unluckiest intern, a commander who's a long way from his native 1970s and the leading lights of the power-bloc-which-cannot-be-named's premier pantomime troop. Throw in some sweat, smells, sloth-like Silurians and skew-whiff sea devils and it all starts to feel like the end of the world. So did Jim and Martin take to the story like a Myrka to water or did it leave them drowning in dreck? Listen to find out.