FOLCs Forever: A Lois & Clark Rewatch Podcast

S1E7 - Smart Kids: "Is That A Pig?"

FOLCs Forever: A Lois & Clark Rewatch Podcast

Show Notes

This week we're talking about Lois & Clark Season 1, Episode 7: Smart Kids! Green slime. Pretend money. Headless droids. Postmodernist angst. Clark playing ping-pong. Lois inventing new curse words. YES, it's Smart Kids! Your brain may be telling you that you dislike this episode, but we are here to say that... um... maybe it's slightly better than you remember? Come along as we recap the episode and as we ask (and try to answer) the MANY questions that this episode inspires, such as: "Where did that ping-pong table come from?" "Why does Lois randomly say 'borscht'?" "Why is that fourth Smart Kid even there?" and "Is Dr. Carlton the absolute worst?" (Yes. Yes, he is.) Our special feature this week is: Lois & Clark FANFIC! * * * * * Smart Kids first aired 31 October 1993 Written by Dan Levine Directed by Robert Singer Starring Teri Hatcher, Michael Landes, Dean Cain, Lane Smith, John Shea, and Tracy Scoggins Featuring Courtney Peldon, Jonathan Hernandez, Scott McAfee, Emily Ann Lloyd, Sheila Rosenthal, Michael Cavanaugh, Margot Rose, Bergen Williams, Ralph P. Martin, and a pig named Socrates * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Websites mentioned in this episode: https://ficlistarchive.folchost.com/ https://www.lcfanfic.com/ https://www.lcficmbs.com/ubb/ubbthreads.php https://nfanfic.com/nfic/category/nfanfic/ https://www.lcfanfic.com/tufs.html https://www.lcfanfic.com/s5s6.html

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