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Hello! In this episode of Tran Girlismo, Victoria goes Wonk Mode, as it is her natural response to environmental stressors such as wildfire smoke and extreme heat that was gripping the state of Washington last week. First: What's The Deal With The Strategic Petroleum Reserve, amirite folks? No but seriously we're running out of oil to pull from it, it turns out, and the impact on the oil market will be... almost certainly not good. Next, Victoria explains that if you do nothing but deplete war materiel for four straight years, you eventually run out of war materiel. Then you gotta buy more. It turns out that every American car company (but especially GM), fresh out of ideas about how to make cars, wants to get in on that sweet, sweet gravy train, probably at the expense of any of us ever being able to afford a car again. (Victoria apologizes for making this episode a little TrashFuture-y but she just guested and she had a lot of fun so it felt like a good way to take it.) Finally, and by far the most fun, JORDAN. ANNOUNCES. HER. NEW. FUN. CAR. It is not exactly congruent with the material conditions of America but hey a girl's gotta have a little hope, right? IF YOU WOULD LIKE TRAN GIRLISMO SHIRTS OR STICKERS: store.trangirlismo.com is open again until August 31st! As always, our opening theme is off Horse Tranquilizer Simulator by Stella Spazzatura and our editor is Alex, aka Harmful Park! Referenced Stories: Strategic Petroleum Reserve Quick Facts @US DOE March 11th Chris Wright Announcement @US DOE Current Crude Stocks In SPR @US EIA Congress and DOE Need a Unified Plan to Align Priorities and Investments for the Strategic Petroleum Reserve @US Government Accountability Office SPR Under Stress @CNBC Operational Floor of the SPR @Bloomberg US Refinery Capacity Utilization + Chris Wright Comments @EnergyNow US Average Gas Gallon Cost @AAA Bob McNally Interview @EnergyNow CENTCOM Claims/Ghost Shipping Estimates @Bloomberg Global Reserves Exhaustion Estimates @US EIA Chevron Profit Quadruples @CNBC Mike Stone Defense Industry Feature @Reuters Spending On Ukrainian Defense @Council on Foreign Relations Hegseth Budget @The Guardian Castelion Blackbeard Contract @Castelion Pentagon Approaches Automakers For Weapons @WSJ General Motors To Build Ventilators (2020 Reporting By Victoria) @Jalopnik Barra Expects Billion Dollar Chevy Colorado Contract [by Summer Ballentine] @DetroitNews The M130 Infantry Squad Vehicle @Wikipedia Mad Max's Pickup Truck [Victoria's ZR2 First Drive] @Motor1 ICE Gives $2.5 Million No-Bid Contract To Rick Hendrick @Zeteo Trump Pardons Hendrick Nephew @Daytona Beach News-Journal FY2021 Annual Report @Director Of Operational Test & Evaluation GM Profit Soars [by Summer Ballentine] @Detroit News
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