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Wren has a chat and descends into the dark. Liz gathers allies for a revolt. Major thanks to the MVPs of this episode: Rae Lundberg as Shadow, Jess Syratt as Liz, and Nathan from the Storage Papers as the Director. (CWs, mild spoilers: fire, death, body horror, distorted voices and faces, static, dripping noises) Transcripts available at somewhereohio.com Apologies for the delay! TRANSCRIPT: *Fizzling Boss tones* *boss tones coagulate into a voice* BOSS: "Because I needed you alive long enough for us to talk." WREN, barely conscious: "wh-what? Where…" WREN: Drops of frigid water pelted my forehead, stirring me from the astral plane. Above me was a whitewashed ceiling, stone walls curving in a circle like a shackle. I wasn't restrained, however. I sat upright on crossed legs. Someone had been speaking just then, right? WREN: "Is someone there?" BOSS: "Ah, good, you are awake. I was a tad worried the furball out there hit you too hard." The curdled voice had to be coming from…somewhere, but it felt like it was all around me, under me, seeping into my hair and nails. The impact of the sheer cold of this place finally hit me as my head stopped spinning. I sat hunched for a moment before responding. WREN: "Boss? I-is that you? How did you–" BOSS: "I live in the wires, creep through static, remember? And your friend out there is about 50% wires, give or take. It'll be fine once its circuits or whatever they have reboot. But that thing isn't what I'm interested in. I brought you here to talk. So let's hop to it." WREN: "What do you want me to say? I'm sorry for leaving? For trying to help you?" BOSS: "Lucy. I want to talk about Lucy. See, Ever since our phone call, I've been…unsettled. Now that I've always been the boss, I have near unlimited knowledge of the DLO, of the things around me, but still no sign of Lucy. That bothers me." I warily stood up and looked around the frozen lighthouse. Long icicles hung from the ceiling–floor? whichever--dripping and freezing once more on the ground. The whole interior was covered in a thin icy sheen. No sign of Conw–er, the boss. I needed to find where this voice was coming from, but I needed time. I'd have to string him along for a bit and hope his confidence would play against him. WREN: "Okay, then. Let's talk Lucy. But first, there are some things I want to know. I've heard about some sort of machine salvaged from the lakebed. What is it?" BOSS: "Might as well indulge the little worker bees in a bit of honey while they can still taste it. Very well, Wren." As he spoke, I snuck around the perimeter of the dark tower, listening for any changes in directional sound. BOSS: "That machine is what made this place, made me real. It shepherded a new era for this state. Sure a few people lost a job or two, a few houses demolished, a few forests burned down, but it made way for industry, for growth. For potential. You shouldn't blame this engine for your troubles: it's people that run it. Without us, it's just a hunk of junk. But with our hand on the till, we can remake the world. You're stuck in the old ways, Wren. You're a dinosaur, flailing in the tar, and I am the good god above, shaking my head. Yes, this little engine can be dangerous, if you can't handle the power. Kenji couldn't. Look what happened to him. I could handle it, and here we are. Speaking of power, don't think I don't know about the little coup attempt you're plotting with some of my…former associates. It won't work. As soon as we're done here, I'm crushing your little salt and feeding her to the engine. Then it's back to business." I should have known he'd know. But just because he knew what was happening didn't mean he could stop it. If all went well on Liz's side, it would be many hundreds against one. Those are decent odds in my ledger. I just needed a bit more time. WREN: "So this 'lucid engine' really runs on human misery. It carved its way across the midwest, burning through the souls of workers, fl
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