Fortune Kit

292 - I Don't Know How Many Men's Rap Careers I've Tried to Get Off the Ground

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Show Notes

Pitbull invents a new world record to break and Jelly Roll's wife writes a book about doing pills with ex-boyfriends who were too lazy to focus on their rap careers. Fortune Kit on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fortunekit

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