Show Notes
What better way to wrap the week up then by discussing people's TYPES. In the case of Dan's crush, it's the Cryptkeeper! (To clarify: It's not Dan.) Michelle swears she's over her haircut but insists on telling one last trimmy tale including a shallow dive into the world of Edible Arrangements. The theme of this week's listener advice is I Hate (Blanks) Partner, and they dig all the way in. Michelle then pushes past her frontal lobe lobotomy to learn about the flies avoiding the dead. An episode that we can all agree doesn't have it all but has some. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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