Show Notes
Welcome back to another side-splitting episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, we're diving into the hilarity of parental pride gone awry as Mike shares a mortifying tale from the pub toilets. Another Mike has an embarrassing episode picking his dad up from hospital. Foghorn recounts a DIY disaster involving a neighbour's tree that leads to unexpected collateral damage, whilst Dave confesses to a royal flush of a faux pas in a bathroom fit for a prince. With laughter, awkward moments, and the signature charm of Simon and the Confessional Collective, you won’t want to miss this episode! Have a confession of your own? We want to hear it at [email protected]!
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