Old Madonna Had a Farm – September 28, 2026

Madonna embarrassed herself at the MTV VMAs, GoFundMe for 81-year-old pulled for fraud, Cornell gang rape allegations, American Idol murder trial, fake rich people online, and ESPN found a new "it" girl.

Sports: The Baltimore Ravens pulled off quite the victory over the Dallas Cowboys. J.J. McCarthy has been traded to the New York Giants and will compete for a starting job. The new CFB AP Poll is out and Michigan is nowhere to be found. Peyton Blomquist was filmed by an ESPN camera crew and she's the new 'it girl'.

VMA's: Madonna is really old and embarrassing, but she dominated the young award show. She wore a diaper to the event. Some girl named Lisa cried after winning the coveted Moon Man. Snoop Dogg confirms that he still smokes marijuana. Nirvana showed up and checked the box for white male heterosexuals. There was backlash do to not being gay enough. Taylor Swift dropped a new music video and the Staffords made a cameo. The ratings for the show were terrible.

GoFundMe refunds $700,000 donated to an 81-year-old after learning his daughter mucked up the fundraiser.

NYT's Jonathan McKinsey is snuffed out by his in-laws.

Former American Idol contestant, Caleb Flynn, is a loser and made AI songs to for his mistress, Alleigha Botner.

An investigation is underway for an alleged gang rape that occurred at a Cornell University fraternity.

Tiffani Thiessen makes nothing off Saved By The Bell.

Naomi Watts daughter, Kai, is smoking hot. She won a breakout modeling award and has a penis.

Tom Cruise had to put the Digger makeup on for a long... so he fixed it. He said high to a commoner and the internet goes crazy.

Presley Gerber is separated at birth with Aaron Carter.

The Cajun Navy is sick and tired of Ben Crump and Nolan Wells conspiracy theories. Charles from TMZ really wants the white friends to be guilty.

Candace Owens makes her money off Charlie Kirk conspiracy theories.

Tom Mazawey is allegedly off the wagon.

Taylor Swift's new video for Patient Zero is nauseating and only available to purchase until Tuesday.

All we ever talk about is Nolan Wells.

Markleverse: Prince Harry went skydiving like a child. It turns out Meghan Markle is Canadian.

The Detroit Lions will face the Carolina Panthers on Sunday Night Football.

The inventor of McGonigoggles threw out the first pitch at the final Detroit Tigers game of the year. Casey Mize sucks.

We'll be off tomorrow, but back on Wednesday and Thursday.

Gen Z loves bragging about being rich... even when they're not.

Kylie Jenner is really rich and occasionally does dumb podcasts because of her love of creams. Her 8-year-old daughter is a model now.

People still buy Kanye West's clothing line.

Merch is available if you want to rep the show. You’d look amazing too.

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