David Dobrik's Comeback, Gay Halloween & The 'Nobody Wants This' Plot Twist We Didn't See Coming

GUYS we got our very first ITC EXCLUSIVE on the infamous dating app voice note... a man, his lunch and the most diabolical string of excuses you could imagine ("Farrrrk.... I slept all the way in", you know the one). We reached out to the creator Hannah and got EXCLUSIVE UPDATES on the situation, and my god. Maybe we'll become journalists or something.

Our favourite part of the internet is, of course, the comment section. Our job is literally reacting to and dissecting our FYPs: but we wanted to go a little further this week. We're feeling nosey. We're feeling like allll those little commenters hiding behind their Tik Tok profile pictures might have their own drama going on. So naturally we took to the streets with a sharpie and a fold out table. Did we want an excuse to get gossip from strangers? Yes. You're welcome, we know you want it too. Our takeaways include: It should be more socially acceptable to ask strangers for their secrets with no context Guinea pigs should never, under any circumstances, be left unsupervised The book of answers is ALWAYS right Should we do this again?? DM us your crazy stories and we'll call you on next week's episode 👀 Love you superstars, see you in the comments xxxx THE END BITS

Wait lol I don't think that's the game.

Okay so. We had this whole dating episode ready to go, but then Taylor Swift pulled some weird shit... so bare with us while we digest The Encore in real time. TLDR: we will not be rushing to Cleveland any time soon. Back to scheduled programming, 🔥 OUR DATING LIVES 🔥(dm us if you're single haha jk or not idk). We're telling our worst dating stories which include: An Irish MMA fighter A man on house arrest and... Adam Driver? From Girls? And we asked you, our beautiful Superstars, for your dating dilemmas on Tik Tok. The video went viral and we got some crazy (and concerning) questions. Like, "The guy I'm seeing is a conspiracy theorist who believes dinosaurs still exist. But he's hot. Do I keep him around or nah?" and "My boyfriend keeps giving me the ick. There's no question really. I want to break up with him, pls tell me if I'm a terrible person." Cool. So. Love you superstars, see you in the comments xxxx THE END BITS

It's time we talk about our architectural digest obsession, specifically the bizarre celebrity stories that have surfaced as a result of the interviews. E.g. Katy Perry allegedly got in a fight with the Catholic Church because she wanted to buy a convent from them, and tried to show them her Jesus tattoo to seal the deal. They probably said "tutt tutt Ms Perry, you kissed a girl and we did not like it". Also, an investigation into the one man behind every iconic celebrity rebrand: we're talking Sabrina Carpenter, Emma Chamberlin, Owen Thiele... the list goes on. Who is Jared Ellner, and more importantly, what is the catalyst for these rebrands? And our new favourite show, Last Man On Earth. What would YOU do if you were the last person on earth? Would you steal sh*t? Walk around naked? Would you, like, try and repopulate the earth? Finally, the Youtube to SNL pipeline. Kidding — that's very Grace Reiter specific —but the path to fame looks more and more attainable with every indie film nominated for an Emmy. Liv Colman thinks she's cracked the secret: skits are the way to Hollywood. And her theory points to one specific duo making videos in their living room who are about to blow up. Is this our sign to cast ourselves in something?? (Pls say yes) (we sing a lot in this episode) (we were going to call it 'The Musical Episode' but we didn't want Matthew Morrison affiliations). Strap in superstars, we'll see you in the comments xx