Show Notes
this week on Delusional Diaries, Halley and Jaz are recording from the Hamptons (!!) and taking you inside their whirlwind of adulting chaos, dream purchases, and so much more. from Jaz buying her literal dream car (a vintage yellow beetle, those who know, know) to co-owning a BOAT with Halley (yep, you read that right), the girls are leaning all the way into their main character lives. they talk about dream dates, anxiety meds, getting boat licenses, and how they’re basically chosen family now.
on top of that, a very special Tulum recap, the most unhinged hangover stories, and why Halley fought Amex customer service with the wrath of a thousand suns. and if you’ve ever wondered whether these two could survive in a war? that gets answered too (kinda). this is one of those episodes you won’t wanna miss…
Timestamps 0:17 - Everything Hamptons 14:11 - Flight anxiety and future travels 25:42 - Tulum and WaterBoy 29:00 - Banning phones at concerts? 30:48 - Ideal date 34:18 - Our travel dynamic 37:19 - Worst hangover stories 49:20 - Reasons we couldn’t be drafted into war 52:36 - Would you rather…
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