Dude FUMBLED His Girl Over Some CHEESE 😂 | Reading Reddit Stories | 2DJB EP129 |
2 Daddies Judging BaddiesShow Notes
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Mike and Dylan completely lose it over the most unhinged collection of chaos we've had in a while — a $18,500 cheese wheel that destroyed a man's relationship and got him evicted, and a guy who secretly decided he and his best friend were dating for an entire year.
This episode is genuinely something. A Canadian man bought a 140-pound wheel of 21-year-old cheddar as a business investment, hauled it home in his truck, damaged it trying to open it, spent $8,500 on professional cheese aging equipment, and STILL got hit with an eviction notice, his girlfriend had already left. Then there's the guy who spent a full year believing he was in a relationship without ever kissing her, calling her by a pet name, or mentioning it to her, until he announced their one-year anniversary and then completely unraveled at a coffee shop. Oh, and a grandma who is so legendary she skipped a funeral and is trimming her will in real time. Mike and Dylan have zero chill about any of it.
If this one doesn't get you, nothing will. Follow the show on Apple or Spotify so you never miss us losing it like this again. You can also check out the more wild comedy podcast "Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama" or stick with the more Reddit driven podcast you've grown to love.
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