Up Yours, Downstairs! A Downton Abbey Podcast

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Up Yours, Downstairs! A Downton Abbey Podcast

Show Notes

Kelly cries a whole bunch as she describes Call the Midwife S5 Episodes 6, 7 & 8 to Amy. She weaves a tale of surrogate screamers, Nonnatus House Yelp reviews, great bangs, the importance of wearing shorts, Bryllcreem, barge people, and unresolved mystery apples. Kelly has a lot of criticisms of Words with Friends, Amy's a walking Magna Carta, and sometimes new-timey people didn't know stuff! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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