Show Notes
Have you ever been invited to a party you really REALLY didn't want to go to? Like, you won't know very many people, you're not sure how to dress for it, and the atmosphere is toxic? But you're being frog-marched by an army of ants onto an away ship, so you don't really have a choice, and you're sure the chances of getting anything decent to eat are hovering at slightly below zero?
Yeah, well, welcome to our world. Planet KTAALNS (Kill Them All And Leave No Survivors, or, affectionately, "Bob") awaits our bedraggled little crew, and it looks like this particularly party is going to be their last.
You’ve been listening to:
Tim Sherburn as Colin
Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
Eric Perry as Joe, Dr von Haber Zetzer and Mr Southers
Kevin Hall as Greg and Felonius
Pete Barry as Bob
David S Dear as Dr Theo Bromae and Tiberius
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
Kyle Jones is your Narrator Two
And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator
John Faley is our music director, and our artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Mark Restuccia is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.
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