Show Notes
The Woody Show opens with a drunk guy's voicemail rendition of "Come AsYou Are" — and somehow that's not even the wildest call, because anotherlistener's raccoon attack cost him $33,000. Jeff G's "Would You Rather" goes fully unhinged — licking a NYC subway floor vs. chewing a stranger'stoothbrush, re-living your birth vs. watching your conception — while CraigslistPrice Is Right puts a signed Sydney Sweeney photo, Dolly Parton's Playboy,and raccoon skins for Menace on the block. In the headlines: "Saved by theBell" star Dennis Haskins dead at 75, Tennessee set to execute a woman forthe first time in over 200 years, SpaceX finally getting Starship into orbit, andWisconsin frat leaders arrested after 30 pledges were found in a filthybasement. Jeff G looks back on his last full day with Sandy — one last ride,one last burger. Plus the text line debates first-date sleepovers, Gina tries todecode what a car saleswoman is actually saying, and Target's "surveillancepricing" has everyone checking their receipts. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The gang confesses the hated things they secretly love, from Cybertrucks to secondhand smoke to Hallmark Christmas movies. A Canadian tourist is convicted in the great Las Vegas flamingo heist, former child star Erik von Detten faces a $2.1 million gold-coin lawsuit, and Airbnb finally bans the checkout chore list — plus looters in France learn the stolen iPhones brick themselves. Jeff G takes on Woody in NFL Biggest Loser and This Week in Audio brings a boxer who throws up in his cup and keeps drinking, and a hot mic at an Oilers game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The gang confesses the hated things they secretly love, from Cybertrucks to secondhand smoke to Hallmark Christmas movies. A Canadian tourist is convicted in the great Las Vegas flamingo heist, former child star Erik von Detten faces a $2.1 million gold-coin lawsuit, and Airbnb finally bans the checkout chore list — plus looters in France learn the stolen iPhones brick themselves. Jeff G takes on Woody in NFL Biggest Loser and This Week in Audio brings a boxer who throws up in his cup and keeps drinking, and a hot mic at an Oilers game. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A tourist tried to remove a spider from his vacation villa and burned the house down. The DUI-Q returns — listener Mike beats a drunk May, and Woody admits the questions make him feel stupid too. Plus Finish the Google Search: the top five for "Is it illegal to…", a woman who faked her own death to dodge charges over fake GoFundMes, and influencers getting too close to sharks. Also: Woody's floor-time health trend, a work potluck that hospitalized 19 people in Tennessee, the worst old-people Halloween candies, Gina's constipation tips from the after-hours voicemails, and a New Hampshire man who got two DUIs in one night. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A tourist tried to remove a spider from his vacation villa and burned the house down. The DUI-Q returns — listener Mike beats a drunk May, and Woody admits the questions make him feel stupid too. Plus Finish the Google Search: the top five for "Is it illegal to…", a woman who faked her own death to dodge charges over fake GoFundMes, and influencers getting too close to sharks. Also: Woody's floor-time health trend, a work potluck that hospitalized 19 people in Tennessee, the worst old-people Halloween candies, Gina's constipation tips from the after-hours voicemails, and a New Hampshire man who got two DUIs in one night. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Would YOU sit through a two-hour employee training video? The show had to — and it answers the important questions, like when it's OK to touch someone at work, how close is too close, and whether office massages are ever acceptable. Plus, ChatGPT ranked all 50 states and did not hold back: the smartest, friendliest, smelliest, ugliest and sluttiest states — and the most boring state in America (sorry, Kansas). Also today: Gina's hashbrown casserole faces the Wheel of Casserole Taste Test, a delivery driver comes upstairs to spin the wheel and wins a $50 Amazon gift card, a woman finds a cow tooth in her taco, a gas war drops prices below a dollar a gallon, and Greg's Lost and Found Journal features a broken bed, Stonehenge, and compliments that never got returned. Plus the headlines: Apu returns to The Simpsons with a new voice, the "Office Space" actor has died at 78, how a calf injury could have led to blood clots in Jalen Hurts' lungs, and the World Series is set — Rays vs. Brewers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.