NRL Hellmouth

Rugby League World on the Gold Coast

NRL Hellmouth

Show Notes

In this episode: Raiders fans adopt the Viking Row - we have a better idea Telstra drops the Bunker and Teddy drops his shorts (again) We play 'guess the Club Statement' Fan Mailbag: a game show for contract backflippers Club socials wrap-up: changeroom perve edition Strategic planning for the rugby league theme park

(the origins of Reggie Rabbit) (field line painting for Toops)

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