Show Notes
On a hot Friday morning in August of nineteen sixty-nine, a photographer stood on a stepladder in the middle of a north London street while four men walked across the road and back again. In about ten minutes he took six frames. One of them became the cover of Abbey Road.
Within three months, several million people were convinced that one of the men in that picture had been gone for three years, that a stranger had been wearing his face ever since, and that the photograph was a funeral procession. None of it was true. He was alive that morning, alive on a farm in Scotland that November, and he is alive tonight.
This is the autumn when people all over the country sat down beside a record player and went looking for something that was not there — and how it began: a twenty-one-year-old student in Ann Arbor, tired of his English classes, who lined his Beatles records up along his desk one Monday morning and wrote a joke review. He invented the orphan, the lookalike contest, the name, and the walrus in Greek. It ran on page two of the Michigan Daily, and by the third day it had reached New York.
A disc jockey alone in a studio at twenty to one in the morning, talking to forty states. What was really on the sleeves — a police patch from Ontario, a comedian waving goodbye on an airfield, a flowerbed built from cut hyacinths, and the words cranberry sauce. A young man in a false mustache, turned away from a nightclub door in Bordeaux for not looking enough like himself. And at the far end of it, a farm at the tip of a long peninsula in the west of Scotland, a man coming out of a door with a pail in his hand, and a sentence printed in Life magazine that nobody noticed: the Beatle thing is over.
A calm, unhurried telling of the record, for sleep, rest, or a long drive in the dark. Nothing here will startle you or wake you.
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