Show Notes
The girls are back in the studio for a chin wag about absolutely everything and anything and this episode is dedicated to anyone celebrating their birthday today on February 3rd. Woo! Happy birthday you sexy Aquarius!!
The girls agree the world has officially gone mad, but as Moma Shaza (Lorna’s mom) wisely says: “Fuck ’em, girl.” And just like that… the 2026 mantra is born.
Meanwhile, Beverly discovers her hidden talent as the best yogi “hummer” in class. She also shares the traumatic childhood nose incident that left her with a deviated septum. Damn you, Brandon.
Lorna updates us on the date with the mystery man the psychic predicted… will there be a second date? We shall see. Another potential suitor cancelled on her and let’s just say, the girls are not impressed.
We also read out listener breakup stories and… they are WILD. You girls do not hold back.
To finish, Lorna and Beverly each share three things they’re grateful for and invite you to do the same. From now on, this is how every episode will close.
P. S they’re bringing back the words “dacent” and “scanty”.
And don’t forget…
TWO MORE DAYS UNTIL THE GIRLS’ LIVE SHOW AT PERTH FRINGE.
Get your tickets in the link below 🎟️✨
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