Show Notes
Producer Carl fills in as Edge Breakfast dives into Philippa’s hilarious misheard lyrics (“born to be” vs “butter bean”), then listeners share big family drama, including a brother’s emotional affair that forces relatives into the fallout. The team opens the phones on the brutally honest things kids say, sparking stories about “vaginas” and body-part mix-ups. They play Easy Money (letters I and Q), swap right-text-wrong-person disasters, and kick off the Love Island Australia “Imposter” dating-story game. Plus: ridiculous real names, Prince William’s childhood career dreams, red flags revealed too late, and listeners promoting the show with creative signs—including a car wrap. 00:41 Mum Misheard Lyrics 03:15 Family Drama Calls 06:36 Scandal Update 09:18 Anonymous Affair Reveal 13:02 Mean Things Kids Say 19:58 Easy Money 22:33 Wrong Text Chaos 32:46 Funny Names Segment 36:49 Upgrade Downgrade 43:22 Easy Money 46:08 Imposter Dating Twist 53:30 Dan Fakes Hypnosis 58:51 Red Flags Too Late 01:05:02 Listener Marketing Stunts
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