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Assumptions that will either make you say "I do" or "I definitely don't". 0:00 Intro 9:15 Most brides deemed bridezillas aren’t actually bridezillas 15:33 Most people dread having to go to a destination wedding 18:27 If you aren’t from Brazil, you’ll never know the joy of dragging around the groom by his tie 21:49 People don’t know how weird non-American wedding traditions can sound 23:58 I assume I need to convert to Catholicism 25:02 The reception shouldn’t have assigned seating 27:31 Themed weddings are tacky or cringe 29:52 Every lavish wedding you see online is funded by one of the newlyweds rich parents 32:31 It’s hard to spontaneously hookup with someone at a wedding 34:50 Gay marriages have less pressure to be perfect since there’s not traditions attached to them 36:14 Child-free weddings are completely understandable 39:19 Ceremonies and parties lose their appeal after a certain point 41:45 The Cupid Shuffle will always play whether you like it or not 45:42 People get way too in over their heads about the wedding that they forget to actually enjoy it PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/assumptions/id1752744811 https://open.spotify.com/show/5RalNkXyU7lQNpnZkD7IyV SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/Sub2SmoshAlike WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Trevor Evarts // https://www.instagram.com/trevorevarts/ D'Angelo Wallace (@dangelowallaceagain) // https://www.instagram.com/dangelno/ Elyse Willems ( @answerforIt ) // https://www.instagram.com/elysewillems/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Nicole Blacklock Editor: Patrick Horba Director, Smosh Alike: Mike Criscimagna Producer, Smosh Alike: Nicole Blacklock Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar Set Dresser: Carly Hough Art PA: Jocelyn Sfetcu Audio Mixer: Scott Neff Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Brennan Iketani Videographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Camera Operator: Simone Williams, Matthew Faulkner Assistant Director: Alexcina Figueroa Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Jonathan Hyon, Tyler M. Kennedy Production Coordinator: Oliver Wehlander, Zianne Hoover Production Assistant: Caroline Smith, Tyrelle Anthony Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Director of Social Media: Erica Noboa Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallor ...
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What does the crew really think about the cast? Stop shopping and get styled today at https://StitchFix.com/ASSUMPTIONS. ASSUMPTIONS PODCAST Apple: https://apple.co/4wZ27qV Spotify: https://bit.ly/4fhe6sk 0:00 Intro 1:11 Spencer is pissed I bleached my hair before him 4:35 Tommy never sleeps 8:44 I thought Olivia played up her fear of butterflies for the camera 9:59 Sponsor! 11:15 I assumed Court had a personal stylist 19:01 Virgin. 21:10 After Tommy dyed his hair blond, he said “Okay fresh start, this is the new me” 25:00 I was surprised by how many cast members are actually friends outside of work 34:30 If she wasn’t doing Smosh, Olivia would be a top-notch food influencer 37:49 I was afraid to talk to Court for the longest time but they are very friendly and easy to talk to 40:17 Tommy had a tumultuous romantic relationship with a theater girl in high school 42:48 Olivia has never been on the inside of an Arby’s before 44:29 Court’s hair holds all of their power 46:44 Spencer would be drinking a lot more Mountain Dew Kickstart 48:11 Tommy has a strict diet/workout plan 52:24 Cast has to catch themselves from letting the millennial random humor from jumping out 57:22 Olivia will become a director or executive producer later in life SUBSCRIBE: https://bit.ly/4hpe1Wd WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU SEE Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Olivia Sui // https://www.instagram.com/oliviasui/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ Spencer Agnew // https://www.instagram.com/spennser/ WHO YOU DON’T SEE (usually) Director: Nicole Blacklock Editor: Patrick Horba Director, Smoshalike: Nicole Blacklock Production Designer: Cassie Vance Art Director: Adrian Sheen, Erin Kuschner, Josie Bellerby Assistant Art Director: Alexander Norman, Courtney Chapman Prop Master: Lunora Reyes, Emilie Anderson, Abigail Schmidt, Bridgette Baron Art Coordinator: Olivia Doskey-Mulvaney Stage Manager: Alex Aguilar HMUA: Gabriela Vega Director of Audio: Scott Neff Audio Technician: Matt Taylor Audio Utility: Dina Ramli Director of Photography: Eric Wann, Brennan Iketani Cinematographer: Eric Wann, James Hull Camera Operator: Nicky Tosti Assistant Director: Tyler M. Kennedy Executive Vice President of Production: Amanda Barnes Director of Production: Alexcina Figueroa Production Manager: Tyler M. Kennedy, Jonathan Hyon Production Coordinator: Zianne Hoover, Oliver Wehlander Production Assistant: Caroline Smith Director of Post Production: Luke Baker DIT/Lead AE: Matt Duran DIT/AE: Beni Kimuene Post Production Coordinator: Ariana Martinez Director of IT: Tim Baker IT & Equipment Coordinator: Lopati Ho Chee Sound Editor: Gareth Hird Director of Design: Ness Cardano Senior Motion & Branding Designer: Christie Hauck Senior Graphic Designer: Jay Taylor Graphic Designer: Monica Ravitch Director of Channel Operations: Lizzy Jones Channel Operations Manager: Audrey Carganilla Channel Operations Coordinator: Sabrina Lieberman Social Media Associate Producer: Peter Ditzler Social Media Manager: Kim Wilborn Social Media Coordinator: Margaux Bernales Social Editor: Vida Robbins Merchandising Manager: Mallory Myers Director for Business Development: Chloe Mays Producer for Business Development: Liz Kummer Operations Manager: Marshall A. Pease Operations Coordinator: Sara Faltersack Finan ...
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