The Crate and Crowbar

Episode 431: Between a Ballsack and a Tardigrade

The Crate and Crowbar

Show Notes

Tom F joins Marsh to make the biggest sticks in Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom, become the stick in Pacific island adventure Tchia, stick to walls in Jusant and stick it to space pirates in timeloop deckbuilder Cobalt Core.

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Just forbidden enough: Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom is Tom’s game of 2023.

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Tactical Breach Wizards is Tom’s forthcoming game about wizards who breach tactically. It’s very good!

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Tchia is a joyous open world adventure in which you can possess any object.

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Jusant is a very beautiful game about climbing a massive abandoned tower.

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Cobalt Core is a very funny roguelike deckbuilder about pixelart animals murdering each other in the cold void of space, again and again and again.

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Stealth makes no sense in shooty-heist game Payday 3.

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Stealth makes no sense in purported stealth game Monaco. Maybe they’ll fix this in Monaco 2, if it’s actually still in development.

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Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.

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