Show Notes
Jesus wept. It’s almost that time of year again and, if you’re like Ria Fend and Greg Knox, you love a good Christmas horror film. On this episode, we discuss two more slasher films from 1980 - Christmas Evil and New Year’s Evil - plus reviews of Frankenstein, Black Phone 2, Shelby Oaks and more. Featuring a killer Santa played by Fiona Apple’s dad, a grown man spying on children, naughty kids called Moss, Morbid Knowledge, a police lineup of Santas, Shadow and Made in Japan, absolutely hideous 80s fashion choices, voice distorters, and terrible disguises. The Lament Configuration Podcast… May your suffering be festive.
0:00 Intro 3:04 Frankenstein 6:38 Black Phone 2 9:01 Shelby Oaks 12:07 Keeper 13:07 Meat Kills 16:28 The Surrender 18:24 Ria's Halloween adventures at The Nickel 19:59 Thoughts on Christmas horror 24:46 Christmas Evil 43:26 New Year's Evil 1:04:55 Social media
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