Show Notes
This week Nathan Massey and Cara De La Hoyde Massey turn the studio into a therapy session, with each listing the five things that really annoy them about the other. The rule is that nobody’s allowed to get the hump, though that doesn’t last long.
Cara reveals the noise Nathan makes eating cereal (and oranges), his speed awareness course, the clothes he leaves on the bedroom floor, and the fact that he can’t go five minutes without phoning someone. Nathan hits back about Cara refusing to drive, bad moods that bring the whole house down, and her habit of blaming him for everything, including the airport mix-up that left her stranded at Heathrow without house keys. Things get deeper when Cara tackles Nathan and Fred’s constant clashes and asks when it’s time to pick your battles.
Also, this week: Nathan discovers Lime bikes (Cara has the ick), and the pair debate whether older siblings should be responsible for younger ones, a topic where an eldest child and the baby of the family see things very differently. In the courtroom, a listener has to choose between a friend’s child-free Halloween wedding and taking her daughter trick-or-treating. Cara also explains why she has a personal vendetta against trick-or-treating.
Plus, your comments on taxidermy, the house tour, the 80/20 “would you kick your kids out?” poll, and a podcast bromance.
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