When The Cops Say No, We Say Yes - ‘Bristol Bangers, Part 3'
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other CrimesSummary
A peculiar incident in Bristol has sparked a humorous yet serious investigation into a case of fly-tipped sausages. The case revolves around hundreds of raw sausages found discarded in the city center, prompting a deep dive into the circumstances surrounding their disposal. The investigation team, comprised of self-proclaimed detectives, embarks on a mission to replicate the crime scene and understand how the sausages ended up in such a bizarre location.
The team theorizes that the perpetrators, possibly from a local food truck, were overwhelmed by guilt after realizing they had to dispose of expired sausages. They attempted to throw the bags over a fence into a septic tank area, but the bags split, leading to the sausages spilling onto the ground. The detectives conduct a series of tests to determine the feasibility of carrying the bags and throwing them over the fence, ultimately concluding that it would require significant strength, suggesting that more than one person was likely involved.
As the investigation unfolds, the team plans to confront the owners of the food truck during a brunch meeting, armed with evidence and a determination to uncover the truth. The comedic undertones of their undercover birdwatching disguise add a layer of absurdity to the serious nature of their inquiry, making for an entertaining exploration of this meaty mystery.
Show Notes
We arrive in Bristol with a real government threat replication expert and one mission: to conduct a hostile reconnaissance of the crime scene and get inside the minds of the perps. But going undercover takes planning. We need new identities, convincing cover stories, and a way to blend in without blowing our cover. Who will we become? And will our undercover operation go to plan? The finale drops 5th November
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