
Show Notes
Between debating a 3-metre telepathy dilemma and reliving Dan’s explosive hallway meltdown at Carl, the crew unpacks a nightmare hotel room trip to Taylor Swift, Dan's undercover second dinner at Nando's, chafed nipple survival tips, and an explosive gym fart sent via voice memo from Clint in Africa.
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Dan and Meg host Edge Breakfast while Clint is in Africa, chatting Halloween plans, trick-or-treating etiquette, and when Christmas celebrations should start. They cover pop culture gossip including Wicked press tour discourse and the suggestive Dune Part 3 popcorn bucket, play Easy Money, and share Dan’s infamous childhood ‘ditched undies’ story that sparks listener confessions. Relationship advice heats up over whether revenge cheating is ever justified. In the Imposter game, listeners back Maya, who admits she lied, revealing Amanda told the truth. The show also gives away Katseye tickets and ends with Freaky Friday spooky stories, including eerie kid encounters and unexplained happenings.
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