Button Boys

Weak Spots: Games You Suck At

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Show Notes

Stop what you're doing and pay attention, because it's Button Boys time, capeesh?

This week's episode is all about the games we're inexplicably terrible at. Crap at CoD? Feeble at FIFA? Deplorable at Dark Souls? The Boys take a long hard look in the mirror as they confront their, and the audience's, gaming flaws.

But what have the Boys been up to? Pierre's providing the last line of defence for a planet via touch controls, Glenn's been let down by a flat attempt at a series spin-off, and Sarah's found a holiday game that they simply cannot win. All in all a busy week.

To follow along with the Button Boys outside the podcast:

Pierre - ⁠You Sit There, I’ll Stand Here⁠

Glenn - ⁠Please Sir, Glenn I Have Some Moore

Glenn and Producer Ben - ⁠The Audience VS⁠

⁠Sarah's Melbourne Show⁠

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Games Mentioned in this week's episode:

Terra Invicta

Into the Breach

Little Nightmares

Dance Dance Revolution

Two Point Campus

God of War: Sons of Sparta

Blasphemous

Hercules

Aladdin

God of War: Ragnarök

Ninja Gaiden

Shinobi

Tubedoku

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater

Lords of the Fallen

L.A. Noire

Among Us

Guitar Hero

Detroit: Become Human

Heavy Rain

Dark Souls

Horizon Forbidden West

Middle-earth: Shadow of War

Age of Empires II: The Age of Kings

Company of Heroes

Total War: Shogun 2

Resident Evil 2

Disco Elysium

Rocket League

Elden Ring

Split Fiction

Hollow Knight: Silksong

Call of Duty: Warzone

Baldur’s Gate 3

Produced and edited by Ben Drayton

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