Absolutely Not

Fruits of your Labor with Chelsea Handler

Absolutely Not

Show Notes

On this episode, Heather welcomes the comedy queen herself, Chelsea Handler to the pod for the first time. This iconic duo chats about the state of the world, their travel luxuries, and their relationship with men these days. Chelsea takes on a caller from the Not-line. Check her out on tour or at her special taping in Jersey City.

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