Actually Trying

Field Report: I Tried Every Walking Trend on the Internet

Actually Trying

Show Notes

A field report (and Guru & Granny) featuring Japanese walking, Hot Girl Walks, movement after meals, and using the Steppin app to earn screen time through steps.

Click here to try the Steppin App - https://www.steppin.net/

Timestamps

0:00 Intro — reporting back on the walking experiment

1:00 Step In app review & my tragic step count

2:30 Why earning screen time through steps actually worked

4:10 The psychological cost of doomscrolling

4:45 Hostage-situation brand deals & choosing a secret code word

6:20 Japanese walking results

7:50 Why I abandoned the Japanese walking halfway through

9:00 Looking unhinged in front of villagers

10:00 Hot Girl Walks & mindset walking

10:45 My recurring imaginary hostage scenario

11:30 The gold eyeshadow plane defence plan

15:00 Krav Maga, Buffy & survival fantasies

16:30 Did Hot Girl Walks actually help?

17:15 Movement after meals

18:15 Finds & fails of the week

19:00 Hay fever, wasps & wanting to flee England

20:30 Guru & Granny: should you force a grown man to eat vegetables?

24:00 “You are not responsible for his asshole”

26:00 Tiny chopped vegetables vs letting nature take its course

27:00 Would Old Ma want another child in the family?

28:00 Final thoughts & term-time podcast plans

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