
Show Notes
This week, Mark and Denis reveal their biggest news yet - Your Internet Boyfriends are hosting a full live show at the Pleasance Theatre in London on March 5th, 2026. Live podcast, cabaret bits, songs, dancing, kissing, and a very secret special guest. We also catch up on:
Mark’s “peekaboo T-shirt” styling hack
2,000 fairy lights turning Denis’ flat into a migraine
winter eating, waffles, eggs, beans and the “winter tonne”
Mark’s dramatic birthday routine (rain walk, emo playlist, existential crisis)
nostalgic Shaggy deep-dives and singing wildly inappropriate lyrics as youngins
Korn, Mr. Boombastic, and the boyband eras we’d all rather forget
the micro-dramas of Irish news: runaway dogs, sleepy women, and national bus updates
Ennis being “torn asunder” by pedestrianisation wars
Cork paving over its park with seven million euro of concrete
Weekly queer straight comedy, Irish nostalgia, and the warm comfort of two men overthinking everything. Hit Follow - Your Internet Boyfriends are braced for winter and buzzing for the live show. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email [email protected] or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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