Show Notes
Denis orders Pizza Hut at 2am and gets scammed, and Mark explains what a U-Haul lesbian is.
After the break, Denis and Mark get into Andrew Scott's spitting scene in It Gets Worse, the "right in front of my salad" meme, and Denis's doomsday kit (three days of water and a wind-up radio).
Also this week: sun lamps and porridge, tipping in the rain, the sexy Halloween cats and the pantomime stars who aren't really there.
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