
It's Just Like The Gays! w/ Kurt Metzger | Your Mom's House Ep. 864
Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom SeguraShow Notes
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This week, Tom is still out of the Mommy Dome, so Christina P takes the wheel with comedian Kurt Metzger riding shotgun!
Mommy and the Mystery Boy share an update on Monica Mares and Caleb Patterson aka the "just like the gays" mother-son couple who fell in love in 2016. Spoiler alert: they ain't doing great! Plus, Brigitte Macron is definitely a man, the Rothschilds marry cousins to protect their Atlantean bloodline, Oprah is a piece of shit, Stedman is probably dead, and we get a full MJ deep dive covering Emmanuel Lewis as his Grammy date and what the new Netflix doc won't say. Kurt also talks his Jehovah's Witness upbringing and finding porn in the woods as a boy.
Christine also shares some tiktoks featuring a bong-smoking Minnesota governor candidate who cries in the sun, a odd looking kid talks Fun Day, a food influencer eats out Budapest, some Filipino cave diver who disappear for way too long, and a salon that only does one haircut.
Your Mom’s House Ep. 864
Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:28 - Where's Tim?
00:07:17 - Opening Clip: Mr. Goodbar
00:08:54 - Incest Couple Update
00:21:18 - Truck Driving School
00:23:16 - Favorite Conspiracy
00:26:38 - Speaking Of Pdf Files
00:37:38 - The New Minnesota Governor
00:44:14 - Fun Day
00:45:51 - Horny Pool Guy
00:48:27 - Get Over It Jennifer
00:50:53 - Put Your Dick In A Fan
00:54:51 - Used Car Baddie
00:55:54 - I Want My Fiancé Back
00:57:46 - Budapest Food
01:00:19 - Ian McKellen
01:02:28 - Secret Cave
01:04:07 - Yummy Soda
01:07:12 - Really Cool Haircut
01:10:11 - Wrap Up
01:10:49 - Closing Song - "Boys Aren't Blue" by Erabella Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
More from Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
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