Show Notes
This week, Denis and Mark are joined by comedian and superstar-at-sea Joe Sutherland - fresh off a 12-day Atlantis cruise in Southeast Asia. We’re talking:
Jobs on the dancefloor and “vanilla” gay cruises compared to hardcore swingers ships
Mattress-filled venues in international waters (“open water, baby… no rules!”)
Men in harnesses and kilts giving Patti LuPone a standing ovation
Denis’ Irish family chaos, castle vs “cass-ul” accents & being ignored at the dinner table
Mark’s red nose saga and his Specsavers meltdown
90s interiors, Mary Sponge, green velvet chairs and bead curtains that trap your roast dinner
Plus: Irish mammy guilt about Christmas, small English children with Irish parents, and whether success really counts if you haven’t been on The Late Late Show. New episodes every week – follow, rate and share with your queer little cruise ship of friends 💕 Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us an email [email protected] or send us a DM on Instagram or TikTok. Watch our latest episodes every Thursday on YouTube. Tickets and everything else visit www.yourinternetboyfriends.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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