No One Else Will Listen

Ghosts of Kisses Past

No One Else Will Listen

Show Notes

Bonnie is on her deathbed (aka mildly suffering from hay fever), but her spirit is strong in reminding Lottie to milk her anniversary for every gift possible. The more celebrations, the more presents—girl math.

Meanwhile, Lottie faces her worst nightmare: attending a baby shower alone. Bonnie, a seasoned pro in awkward social situations, shares her foolproof survival tips (step one: locate the bathroom, step two: hide in it).

The sisters then take a deeply nostalgic turn, reliving their first kisses. Bonnie got in there early at the ripe old age of 11, only for her first love to later date their cousin and show up at family Christmas party. Lottie might've been a late bloomer, but at least her exes don’t double as distant relatives.

Bonnie is still in the midst of her rebrand and considering a questionable piercing. Lottie does not approve, but she is on hand to advise when a crisis haircut is a good idea (and when it’s a guaranteed regret).

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