No One Else Will Listen

The Favourite Child

No One Else Will Listen

Show Notes

This week, the girls are joined by their beloved Mammy—live from Bonnie’s New York couch, where she’s been banished thanks to a suspicious cough. She’d probably have better luck getting a bed in space… maybe that’s next on her travel list.

Lottie has her hair back (praise be), but she’s still waiting on her brows—one follicle at a time. The sisters are deep into Coachella gossip: Gaga’s return gave goosebumps, Bieber’s pants gave… concern, and Timothée Chala-who’s tiny bag? Possibly carrying the pronunciation guide to his own surname.

Their mum takes the hot seat in “Which Kid Did It?”, where they spill the tea on who crashed her car, who drank her vodka, and—spoiler alert—it was definitely not golden boy Rex.

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