#53: A RHONJ Retrospective

Nobody asked for it. Nobody wanted it. But we're doing it anyway. This week we discuss the first two (and a half) episodes of Netflix's unethical, exploitative, flawed, truly batshit reality dating show "The Ultimatum: Marry or Move On." We talk dating, marriage, heterosexuality, self-deprecation, and compromise. Instagram.com/HousewivesArchives

This week, we pack our bags and say goodbye to Morocco and some truly legendary OG Housewives. We talk Luann's UGT meltdown, Jill versus Ramona, henna tattoos, Herman Munster shoes, Ramona's crying, the "villainy" of Jill Zarin, and the Season 5 Reboot... Instagram.com/HousewivesArchives

Saddle up your camels, we're heading on a two-part trip to Morocco! This week we talk vocal stims, Cindy Barshop, psychics, the return of Flop Alex, hangers, saving seats, Jill's gay husband, The Blondes, speaking French, and camels. Ya habibi! Morocco Recap: 11:00ish Instagram.com/HousewivesArchives

Pack your bikinis girls because this week we're heading to Spooky Island! We discuss spray tans, chain necklaces, playing devil's advocate, sexuality, Kelly's photoshoot, cooks v chefs, kabuki, Al Sharpton, and Jill's vacation crashing. There's been enough drama... Instagram.com/HousewivesArchives

Ah, Ladies of London: it was a cult classic that came and went, was largely ignored, eventually rebooted, and promptly canned again. Basically, it's a perfect subject for The Housewives Archives. This week we discuss etiquette, "British humor", gays on Bravo, being "creepy", pink walkie-talkies, The Tragedie of Martha and Daddy's Fez, and Alex McCord. LoL discussion: 15:30ish Instagram.com/HousewivesArchives