Show Notes
This week on Your Internet Boyfriends, things spiral immediately from sleep deprivation to one of the most unhinged stories the podcast has ever told.
Mark is running on three hours of sleep after a chaotic night out (cheers to the clocks going forward), dragging himself through work while barely functioning. But that’s nothing compared to what’s coming…
The boys get into:
Mark’s Strava scandal — confidently claiming 5Ks that were actually closer to 2K
The reality of internet attention, unanswered DMs, and fans turning feral
And then… the story.
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