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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

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Show Notes

Enemies of the heir…beware because Emily and Barney are reviewing Harry Potter & The Chamber of Secrets! Hisssthshissstshhshisssshtshhh! < That’s parseltongue for “you should listen”.

This Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint favourite is for anyone who is terrified of Dobby, quite likes a bad boy (erghem* Tom Marvolo Riddle), and prefers butterflies over spiders.

Oh, and listener dear, congratulations on making it to the end of this podcast description. Mr and Mrs Weasley are so proud. PPPBBBTTT!✉️

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