Seaside Pod Review (A Queen Podcast)

Seven Seas of Rhye

Seaside Pod Review (A Queen Podcast)

Show Notes

Kev finds out that Nshima isn't the name of some peculiar rash that Randy picked up in Zambia, but rather, a corn meal porridge that Randy... picked up in Africa. Again, and again, and again. The Cardinal is back and he's here to regale us with tales of boom mics and bad burgers! And you know what, he didn't even get a tan! Ah well, the next time he flies across a couple of seas, maybe he'll cross five more and get a story out of it.

We're spinning up a monster. A greatest hit. Maybe the wider world's first real taste of that delicious flavour that we call "None more Queen"! Freddie wrote it, Brian helped, and everyone played the ever loving shit out of it. Also, my Uncle Frank was well impressed with it! It's time to get nautical and mythical as we travel to the Seven Seas of Rhye!

If Randy were to title this podcast, he’d probably call it "Dude, this is a great tune", or possibly, "They just don't write like that anymore!"

NOTE: Skip forward to 21:07 if wanna get straight into the manifestations and wheel spin.

The music at the end of the episode is the bitingly topical "Big Brother" from Absofunkinlutely's red album, Blues Kid City. Randy gets political and lays out why a surveillance state is a really fucking bad idea. It's also got a killer, KILLER groove! Go lay it down here : https://youtu.be/Yq3LsEABrnQ

If you want to get involved in the Kofi Klub, head over to our Ko-Fi page (linked below) and let us know which song you want us to add to the wheel! We also have a private channel in our Discord community for donors.

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