Your Internet Boyfriends

#47 Christmas Day with the Boys

Your Internet Boyfriends

Show Notes

It’s Christmas Day and you’re spending it with your Internet Boyfriends. Denis and Mark T. Cox are wrapped up warm, talking all things festive and familiar:

Mark’s childhood church organist era: choir politics, Oh Holy Night showdowns, live animal cribs & midnight mass timing panic

Denis’ burnt-turkey Christmases: his mam’s car mishaps, unexpected dinner guests, and the world’s most uncomfortable holiday meal

Santy snacks (Guinness, obviously), Roses vs Quality Street, After Eight etiquette and the great “barrels are strawberry” lie

Board game battles, neighbour traditions, the “hamper economy” of the 90s, and why Christmas morning as a kid was pure magic

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