Your Internet Boyfriends

#66 Madonna says no phones and Denis has an injury

Your Internet Boyfriends

Show Notes

This week, Denis reveals the painful truth behind his injured ahem while Mark reminisces about growing up as a deeply theatrical Irish child performing Avril Lavigne songs for unsuspecting neighbours.

The boys chat about straight dads in the 90s, the pressure of babysitting an 8-month-old, toy tractors and Big Big Loader nostalgia, school crushes, transition year lads, and Madonna telling the gays to get off their phones.

There’s also discussion of Irish village characters, milkmen, breakfast spending habits, concert culture, social media brain rot, and why nobody can relax anymore without being filmed.

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