Button Boys

One and Done: Games We’d Never Play Again

Button Boys

Show Notes

The past is a foreign country: they do things differently there. And we don't like different. Or too much of the same. And that's why this week's episode is all about the games you play once and have absolutely no appetite to return to.

Whether it's outdated mechanics, not wanting to spoil their nostalgia or just because the games were plain terrible, the Boys examine the games they've known and loved but won't go near again.

But before that walk down memory lane, we catch up with what they've been playing this week. Pierre's been preparing for battle with the Button Boys Battalion, Sarah's taken a musical trip north of the border and Glenn's got into dentistry, or at least that's what I think he said.

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Games Mentioned in this week's episode:

Hell Let Loose

Call of Duty: Black Ops 7

Denshattack!

OlliOlli World

Subway Surfers

Heavy Rain

A Highland Song

Shark Dentist

Cairn

A Short Hike

The Artful Escape

Inside

Return of the Obra Dinn

Blue Prince

Age of Empires II

Shadow Man

Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver

Medal of Honor: Allied Assault

Call of Duty

Medal of Honor: Frontline

Until Dawn

The Walking Dead

007: First Light

Baldur's Gate 3

Hitman: World of Assassination

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher

Marvel's Spider-Man

Marvel's Spider-Man: Miles Morales

Ghost of Tsushima

Ghost of Yōtei

Dark Souls

Elden Ring

Dark Souls II

Dark Souls III

Bloodborne

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